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DWI Suspect Chows Down – Picks Up New Charges

Kenneth Desormes of New York  expressed his contempt, or perhaps dismay, at his Breathalyzer test results by attempting to scarf them down.  This creative plan cover-up plan didn’t pan out, however, and the police served him up a steaming hot dish of new charges. Desormes would have been only charged with misdemeanor DWI, but his

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Execution scheduled for Man Who Subpoenaed Jesus While Representing Himself Wearing a Purple Cowboy Suit

Regardless of how you feel about the death penalty, are you OK with executing the mentally ill?  I am sure some peoples knee jerk reaction when someone is convicted of an atrocious crime is to say they must be euthanized like an animal, no matter what their mental faculties are. Others, myself included, believe that

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Woman Accused of Smuggling Drugs in Fake Buttocks!?

Police in Massachusetts allege that Jill Roy had more than a little junk in her trunk;  it seems she is being accused of packing in heroin and painkillers into her prosthetic bubble butt. A police report reportedly claims drugs fell out of her pants during a traffic stop. During the booking process, officers observed that

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