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Texas Sheriff’s Deputy Gets Sleezy with Sex Offenders

In Wise County Texas, Sheriff’s deputy Chad Hightower is facing charges of “improper photography” for tricking sex offenders into posing nude for pictures when they came to his office to register as sex offenders. Deputy Hightower informed one of the Complainants a new state law required all sex offenders to be photographed in the buff.

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Teen Caught Tea-Bagging a Stuffed Crust

Some crimes take the yuck factor to another level.  Such was the case in Austin, Texas where eighteen yeear old Papa Murphy’s employee Michael Symonds is alleged to have smeared his testicles all over a customer’s  stuffed crust pizza.  Now, not only was the pizza topped with pineapple and Canadian bacon, it had just a

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Java Juggs Caught Serving Johns, Apparently…

Caffeine and salacious visual stimulation is not all customers at “Java Juggs,” and “Twin Peaks,” in Everett, Washington were served hot and ready, according to prosecutors.   Carmela Panico, the owner of five drive thru coffee shops with bikini clad barristas plead guilty to prostitution and money laundering.  As part of the deal she also agreed

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Maserati Police Car? Cuff him Danno!

Police in Massachusetts cited the driver of a Maserati Gran Turismo for impersonating a police officer when he was found zooming around town in the exotic sports car painted black and white with police decals. The Maserati Gran Turismo had been “dipped” (temporary plastic spray had been applied) to resemble a character from the Transformers

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